MINI girl

Thursday March 09, 2006

digging for a stream. . .of consciousness

Okay, I am over the outrage. I am numb to the touch. I can't even be phased by the stupidity of the president anymore. All of this "moral outrage," yep I am over it. Someone asked me the other day what my favorite color is. I don't know any more. Is there really much of a difference? Will I offend someone if I give the wrong answer? I am no longer appalled (sp?) by the 4 hour errection pill. It is really more crushing that we have to have pills to make us feel or not feel any and everything. Aldous Huxley wasn't too far off (Brave New World). Is there really a choice between heart pills and boner pills? How does one trump the other. If your heart stops, will it matter if you can get it up. When do we start decanting the babies and whose genes will be used for the alpha males? When will sex disappear because it is "gross" and "unchristian?" We drug our kids, our elderly, our mentally defective, and anyone else who will take the pills. Where will it stop? When will the drug companies just put a rep out to run for public office? Oh no, that would be unethical. Let's not forget, folks that the mid-term ellections are right (pardon the pun) around the corner. I guess I should take a sleeping pill now, I am so over being conscious. Posted by minigirl Mar 09 2006, 11:15:56 PM CST Permalink

Sunday February 26, 2006

trial by fire

Welcome free world (sorry China). This is my first real-world attempt at a "blog." Funny how un-hip I feel. I apologize to all my friends who have so desperately been trying to get a hold of me recently. I have been hiding in a cave with Osama Bin Laden getting my exclusive interview (yeah, with all of my in-depth reporting that I always do). No, it's spring in the midwest and my allergies apparently don't agree with seasons. I digress; I will try to stay topical and be poignant, but I make no promises. The world is in shambles, nobody wants to admit it. People seem to be afraid of everyone else's religious fundamentalists and ignorant of grace. I will try to be intelligent and "fresh," but I am a woman with short-comings. I will also try to be humble and open, but I am opinionated and talkative. That said. . . The time has come! We must turn off "American Idol" and throw down our TV dinners. Let's rise up against the spoon-fed riteousness that denies us our rights and say "I WILL BE COUNTED!" If you are looking in the darkness for a voice, follow me. If you are searching for the will to go on, follow me. If you are lost and need to get to the nearest Starbucks, follow me. That's all for tonight, but I am pissed off and ready to write. Leave me comments and I will try to remember to reply. Thanks, MINIGIRL Posted by minigirl Feb 26 2006, 07:53:56 PM CST Permalink