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Wednesday March 01, 2006 |
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Digging For Bird Flu
Do you have the bird flu? Do you know anybody with the bird flu? Chances are the answer to both questions is no but if you watched network news for 5 minutes (and only jebus knows why you would want to do that) you would think that we are the middle of some pandemic not seen since the Bubonic Plague. It's babies dying in the streets can't get gas for my Calvin pissin on Chevy sticker havin Canyonero bad times... Let's do a little math here and how much danger we are in. Number of people that have died due to bird flu in 2005: 60 60? well fuck, more people died in cartoon protests yesterday than that. What's the big deal? I'll tell you what the big deal is, you guessed it: $$$. It seems that the U.S. government has decided to order another 10 million! doses of anti-viral drugs to fight this dreaded disease... and get this, THEY HOPE TO ORDER MORE! My guess is somebody somewhere in Washington owns a whole lot of stock in Roche, the company that makes the drug. So what if the worst happens and this dreaded bird flu decides to mutate from infecting chickens and goats or whatever and starts infecting humans? Well guess what, the key word here is mutate because it has become a new disease which probably won't even be affected by this supposed life saving drug! Viruses tend to be smart like that. Good thing we have 10 million doses of the shit to save us... And while this is all going on a company like Roche is making huge profits thanks to the stupidity and greed of the US government. Its SARS and mad cow disease and shark attacks and saccharin all over again! jebus bless America! Posted by jebus ( Jul 03 2006, 09:42:39 AM CDT / Mar 01 2006, 07:05:05 PM CST ) Permalink Trackback: http://www.diggingforfire.net/roller/trackback/jebus/Weblog/digging_for_bird_flu |
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Saturday February 25, 2006 |
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Digging For Reality
Someone please name a good reality tv show. I certainly can't think of one. It's a good thing we have things like tivos or on some nights I would be forced to watch Survior Some Fuckin Island, American Idol, or a B movie like Independence Day. If they really want to make a it a reality tv show then why don't they have Survivor East St. Louis? Pick 16 white guys, give them a wellfare check and a cardboard box and see who "survives" a month on the street. I would definately tivo that. Posted by jebus ( Sep 28 2006, 12:36:44 AM CDT / Feb 25 2006, 10:46:16 PM CST ) Permalink Trackback: http://www.diggingforfire.net/roller/trackback/jebus/Weblog/digging_for_reality |
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Friday February 24, 2006 |
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Digging For Crosses
How to be a better Christian: * Erect a 100 foot cross in your back yard * Put a Calvin praying to jebus sticker on the back of your SUV * Vote for George Bush * claim that Christian's are discriminated against in America Posted by jebus ( Sep 28 2006, 12:36:53 AM CDT / Feb 24 2006, 07:27:01 PM CST ) Permalink Trackback: http://www.diggingforfire.net/roller/trackback/jebus/Weblog/digging_for_crosses |
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