Digging For Fire.

The futile struggle of attempting to accomplish the impossible.

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IRON MAN...woooo!!!
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | See It | 2008-05-03 14:52:39.0 | By dig4fire
C took me to see IRON MAN Friday (very nice of her). It's good to see the first effort from Marvel Studios is no d...
No Sleep 'Till Rushmore
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Dig It | 2007-08-26 00:14:15.0 | By dig4fire
Keystone, SD 2007
half past and half left
MINI girl | General | 2007-07-29 00:00:43.0 | By minigirl
So the year is over halfway over and I am again inundated with Christmas in July. Is there really a group that misses th...
Transformers didn't suck
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | See It | 2007-07-13 16:53:24.0 | By dig4fire
Despite being the longest and most expensive Toy and General Motors commercials ever produced, having Michael Bay at its...
What time is it Mr. President?
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Fear It | 2007-06-12 18:47:00.0 | By dig4fire
Mr. Bush was in Albania this week; greeted by the last remaining assembled group of people that would show adoration tow...
Spider Man 3...um...
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | See It | 2007-05-07 19:09:16.0 | By dig4fire
This turd, combined with last year's X-Men III really signify the end of the Comic Book movie golden age. The la...
Death to Best Buy
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Fear It | 2007-04-21 14:12:21.0 | By dig4fire
Heyzeus H Christmas on a Popsicle stick. Purchasing a new dishwasher, stove-oven and microwave should be a fairly simpl...
minutia
MINI girl | General | 2007-04-16 08:53:23.0 | By minigirl
I was thinking about it the other day: I have been coloring my hair now for over half my life (since I was 14). It isn't...
Oh My God! They Un-Killed Starbuck!!!
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | See It | 2007-03-26 18:22:31.0 | By dig4fire
You Un-Bastards
It was the size of an orange
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Dig It | 2007-03-14 02:36:46.0 | By dig4fire
We found out March 5th C needed surgery to remove her thymus gland. Almost a year of throwing darts at what could be w...
a happy memory
MINI girl | General | 2007-02-27 06:30:43.0 | By minigirl
I have been think a lot lately about my Grandmother, who recently passed away. In a childhood fraught with instability a...
Al Gore sucks at weather...
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Fear It | 2007-02-13 20:52:19.0 | By dig4fire
Seriously! global warming? what the fck? Perhaps it's time to start calling this what it is: Pissed off Planet .
Rationality surrenders to a "post 9/11 world"
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Fear It | 2007-02-03 09:32:31.0 | By dig4fire
This week the city of Boston was shutdown over a cartoon advertising campaign. Aqua Teen Hunger Force , a silly cart...
Leon says they're full of easter bunny sperm...
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Dig It | 2007-01-24 23:38:37.0 | By dig4fire
but i don't care. Cadbury Cream Eggs are one of the greatest things ever. They're so wonderful that their creamy innar...
Power to the People
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Fear It | 2007-01-17 11:08:36.0 | By dig4fire
A minor storm left us without power from Friday to Tuesday night. One of the first outages and one of the last restored...
R.I.P Funky Man
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Hear It | 2006-12-25 10:09:56.0 | By dig4fire
December 25th...no longer the day of christ's birth, but the day The Funk died. Rest in peace Godfather.
Digging for Snow
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Dig It | 2006-12-22 08:17:12.0 | By dig4fire
It really sucks to be our friends in Denver...
Opel, you were a good turtle
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Dig It | 2006-12-19 10:39:40.0 | By dig4fire
Topping off a long week of ridiculous events: Our very old female Diamondback Terrapin, Opel, died Saturday in her sleep...
Glad to be done with 32
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Dig It | 2006-12-13 10:33:10.0 | By dig4fire
32 was a crummy age to be, it's really been a bad year all the way around...not much good came from any of it. here...
Is it baseball season yet?
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | See It | 2006-12-03 13:05:03.0 | By dig4fire
Welcome to December
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | See It | 2006-12-01 13:57:23.0 | By dig4fire
Insane old man Donald Rumsfeld is unemployed!!!
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Fear It | 2006-11-08 12:10:50.0 | By dig4fire
it's 70F, sunny and the fundamentalist nut jobs have lost their power... I'm not sure how this could be a better Wed...
Congratulations
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Dig It | 2006-11-08 11:50:18.0 | By dig4fire
Looks like the Dems took the House and the Senate (Virgina and Montana slightly outstanding). Missouri voted for scienc...
VOTE
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Fear It | 2006-11-07 00:08:03.0 | By dig4fire
And remember: if you vote Democrat, they'll tax your abortions....
Digging for trouble
MINI girl | General | 2006-11-06 17:10:21.0 | By minigirl
To those of you out there who keep SPAMing my blog: STOP IT! If I have to change my seetings to not allow comments, I wi...
Hey man, what's the fax number?
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Hit It | 2006-11-06 14:42:30.0 | By dig4fire
A coworker asked me today, "what is our fax #?". the conversation went something like this: hi...
Get OFF my lawn!!!
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | See It | 2006-11-02 14:13:32.0 | By dig4fire
Time to overturn some cars and light things on fire....
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Dig It | 2006-10-28 09:09:53.0 | By dig4fire
Oh wait...Detroit lost. There will be no burning things down and destroying cars. It's not often i get excited abo...
Panic In Detroit
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Dig It | 2006-10-27 10:02:25.0 | By dig4fire
The 83-78 Saint Louis Cardinals are up 3 games to 1 in the worst rated World Series ever. It's been 24 years since we'v...
Frozen embryos are babies...blah blah jesus.
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Fear It | 2006-10-25 13:15:16.0 | By dig4fire
The fine state of Missery is having a vote on Nov. 7th for funding stem cell research. There's an add running he...
Go Cards?!?!?#!@#!@$!
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Dig It | 2006-10-20 08:41:13.0 | By dig4fire
Somehow the STL Cardinals managed to make it to the World Series after only winning 83 regular season games. Heck of a ...
Monday Strikes Back
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Dig It | 2006-10-17 10:31:03.0 | By dig4fire
Yesterday was my first day back working days again after a month on the vampire shift. I suppose that should be a posi...
What did you have for breakfast?
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | See It | 2006-10-03 10:41:58.0 | By dig4fire
I came across a spider eating a bee in the backyard. A quick victory went to the spider. Looks like he's got a good be...
Give Grace
MINI girl | General | 2006-10-02 19:00:51.0 | By minigirl
I was thinking a little while ago on grace. It is a very Christian expression that seems to have gone by the wayside. Gr...
Chimp-O-matic
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Fear It | 2006-09-28 00:13:04.0 | By dig4fire
This website serves up random quotes from our fine president. It'll help you master the complicated vocabulary requir...
The Dead Kennedys + Midget Cowboys
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | See It | 2006-09-23 02:33:11.0 | By dig4fire
digging for time
MINI girl | General | 2006-09-15 21:54:21.0 | By minigirl
Another week has came and gone. As I get closer to the dreaded 3-0 and my body stops doing what I ask it to, I have to a...
If you were blown up by a bomb in Baghdad you don't count ...
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Fear It | 2006-09-15 04:08:29.0 | By dig4fire
You're still dead though. the AP is reporting that the US Military isn't counting people killed by bombs in their death...
Schedule does not compute
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Dig It | 2006-09-15 03:57:02.0 | By dig4fire
Almost done with the first week of midnights. The brilliant news is: I go back to regular days next week for a trainin...
Digging for sleep
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Dig It | 2006-09-11 03:15:18.0 | By dig4fire
I begin a stint on midnights today. A couple months, no more they tell me. Midnight to eight AM. It's three AM and I'...
digging for gratitude *Birthday Edition*
MINI girl | General | 2006-09-07 09:04:35.0 | By minigirl
So I'm another year older. 29, the time when people stop celebrating birthdays by putting a candle for every year on the...
Al Gore would not have been that much different.
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Fear It | 2006-08-30 18:21:06.0 | By dig4fire
It's US election season again. Despite the fact that the prez isn't up for grabs in 2006 I keep hearing people mutter s...
DUCK!
MINI girl | General | 2006-08-29 12:01:14.0 | By minigirl
I saw something today that really made me (both literally and figuratively) stop: ducks, all in a row. Yep, I was drivin...
Digging For Pretty White Girls
Digging For Jebus | Jebus Loves Me | 2006-08-17 20:17:24.0 | By jebus
So they caught the guy who (allegedly) killed Jon Beney Ramsey. Thank jebus that's solved. First of all, this guy ha...
Police state in action
Happiness is a Warm Shovel ... | Fear It | 2006-08-15 23:32:55.0 | By dig4fire
BarryG hooked me up with a ticket for tonight's Cardinals/Reds game (thanks man!). I was standing across the street fro...

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